According to Jim

Season
  • Belaboring the Point

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    Season 5, Episode 22 - Aired 05/02/2006

    When a proud and happy Ryan announces that Dana is pregnant, Jim warns him of Dana's upcoming hormone swings, and ends up dreaming that he is pregnant.

  • Jim's Best Friend

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    Season 5, Episode 21 - Aired 03/21/2006

    When Andy stars playing chess with Ryan on a regular basis, Jim is convinced that he is losing his best friend.

  • The Thin Green Line

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    Season 5, Episode 20 - Aired 03/14/2006

    Cheryl gives her best to assure herself a spot on the Church Committee, and in order to get that, she forbids Jim to do his annual "Green Man" routine on St. Patrick's day. However, her plans are ruined when she gets arrested.

  • Daddy Dearest

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    Season 5, Episode 19 - Aired 03/07/2006

    Jim believes that Bill (played by Joseph Bologna), the father of one of Rubys and Gracies classmates is actually his real father that abandoned Jim when he was a child.

  • Polite Jim

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    Season 5, Episode 18 - Aired 03/07/2006

    Jim makes his own neighbour cry with complaining about his backyard barbeque, so he ends up taking polite lessons from Andy, in order to become a better person.

  • The Grumpy Guy

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    Season 5, Episode 17 - Aired 02/28/2006

    Jim gets mad when he finds out that his neighbor Julie has been writing children books and basing them about him.

  • Get Your Freak On

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    Season 5, Episode 16 - Aired 02/21/2006

    Cheryl believes she's attending a tasteful lingerie party, but is shocked to learn the hostess is selling sex toys and Cheryl buys one, but won't tell Jim.

  • Mr. Right

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    Season 5, Episode 15 - Aired 02/07/2006

    Cheryl and Jim get into a disagreement about Erik Estrada, and Jim tries to prove that the incident that occurred ten years ago was not wrong.

  • The Stick

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    Season 5, Episode 14 - Aired 02/07/2006

    It's Jim's birthday and he gets upset when Cheryl gives him gifts he does not want, but is really happy when Kyle give him a stick for his birthday.

  • Renewing Vows

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    Season 5, Episode 13 - Aired 01/24/2006

    Ruby and Gracie want to get their ears pierced but Cheryl believes that this will lead to the girls growing up too quickly and convinces Jim. Jim and Cheryl renew their wedding vows and Jim walks down the aisle with an earring.

  • Sex Ed Fred

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    Season 5, Episode 12 - Aired 01/10/2006

    When Jim and Cheryl watch an sex education video that is shown at Ruby's school, Jim realizes that he is watching a young him.

  • The Gift of Maggie

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    Season 5, Episode 11 - Aired 12/13/2005

    When Cheryl and Dana's mother, Maggie, visits for the holidays, Jim and Cheryl compete with Ryan and Dana for her affection

  • Lean On Me

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    Season 5, Episode 10 - Aired 11/29/2005

    Cheryl encourages Jim to meet a former girlfriend wants to discuss business for lunch, and then regrets it when she becomes convinced that the old flame has romantic intentions.

  • The Dream

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    Season 5, Episode 9 - Aired 11/15/2005

    Jim tries to blackmail Dana when he finds out she’s having erotic dreams about him.

  • James & the Annoying Peach

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    Season 5, Episode 8 - Aired 11/08/2005

    To teach Jim the value of communication, Cheryl doesn't speak to him for three days.

  • The Chick Whisperer

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    Season 5, Episode 7 - Aired 11/01/2005

    Jim helps Andy pick up a beautiful woman in a bar, but she turns out to be crazy -- and eventually leaves Andy and stalks Jim instead.

  • Anec-Dont's

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    Season 5, Episode 6 - Aired 10/18/2005

    Cheryl, upset that Jim thinks her daily anecdotes are boring, steals Dana's story about meeting Oprah. Jim, now determined to out-do Cheryl, makes up a story about his construction office catching fire. But when Cheryl take the kids to see the damage, Jim and Andy, who are scrambling to make it look authentic, end up setting a real fire.

  • The Race

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    Season 5, Episode 5 - Aired 10/11/2005

    Out-of-shape Jim enters a 10K marathon to teach Kyle, who wants to quit basketball, a lesson about not being a quitter -- but he cheats to get first to the finish line.

  • Charity Begins at Hef's

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    Season 5, Episode 4 - Aired 10/04/2005

    When Cheryl wins two tickets to visit Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion in a charity-raising contest that Jim secretly entered her in, she decides to take Dana instead of him.

  • The Tale of the Tape (2)

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    Season 5, Episode 3 - Aired 09/27/2005

    Jim worries that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase when his new brother-in-law, Ryan, showers Dana with flowers and gifts. But then Jim learns that a special blues tape Cheryl supposedly made for him when they were dating, and that made him fall in love with her, was actually made for her by an old boyfriend.

  • The Tale of the Tape (1)

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    Season 5, Episode 2 - Aired 09/27/2005

    Jim worries that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase when his new brother-in-law, Ryan, showers Dana with flowers and gifts. But then Jim learns that a special blues tape Cheryl supposedly made for him when they were dating, and that made him fall in love with her, was actually made for her by an old boyfriend

  • Foul Ball

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    Season 5, Episode 1 - Aired 09/20/2005

    The fifth season premieres with Jim sneaking off to a Cubs game with Kyle instead of taking him to his first day of kindergarten.