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“That's what trans fat is? The stuff that makes everything taste wonderful? Why doesn't the city council just declare a war on flavor? Like the English did years ago!”
“Greg: Who loves cute little kitties?
Greg: Then you'll love this! The city pound is now keeping cats for only two days before they have them destroyed.”
“Francine, if your cooking gets any better, I'm gonna have to get a stomach staple, and then bust it out Roker-style. Poor Roker. He will always be fat.”