“2000s McConaughey and JLo...<3 ”

“Too. Much. Cuteness!!”

“What does Tom Colicchio have against chicken salad sandwiches?!?”

“"I want this night to get kay-raz-ee"”

“Really, some guy from Seattle thinks he can beat Masaharu Moromoto in battle "salmon"?”

“The holiday season has officially begun.”

“Why does Shauna Malwae-Tweep always ruin everything?!?”

“A CBS show that I can stand for more than 2 minutes (that isn't himym)?”

“:D”

“This show makes me feel so much better about myself.”

“I love this show!”