“No episode is complete without seeing the crybaby cry. ”

“Amazing race is supposed to be fun & good. Um, since when?”

“No longer husband & wife. ”

“Happy meal no onions. ”

“The fewer bad things in the universe, the more money we make.”

“Trying to make & bake a bread in under 30 minutes is crazy. @heatherw25 @jobber99”

“Cotton candy is disgusting. I love it, but it's disgusting. ”

“Wow. @veganemily would've liked this episode. ”

“Not the best bunch this time. @heatherw25 @jobber99”

“Don't buy a walker! They're evil!”

“Pet-vet privilege. ”

“Someone spilled ink on my Pakistani crime report. ”

“Nudist colony. ”

“Ghost of Christmas presents”

“Huge candy canes. @heatherw25 @jobber99”