“And Kobe's like... "Hey, I ordered fried chicken..."”

“Preparing for this Fall... Note to self, no business trips before Mary's due date.”

“My all-time favorite movie.”

“This is a great documentary”

“The only thing saving this chick-flick movie night with my wife... Getting to stare at Katherine Heigl”

“Remember back in the day when we thought Myspace was cool?”