“boom roasted”

“nevernude frontpiece ”

“waiting in a Macy's dressing area”

“Michael's blind date... so awkward.”

“two tickets to paradiseeee”

“just checking in to note how stiff and unfunny his monologue is”

“I may have committed some light treason”

“bananagrabber”

“He had an important role on Baywatch. His role was to kill boners.”

“the doll animation was perfect”