“the latest entry in the Liam Neeson is an old guy kicking ass subgenre”

“the plastic mask is a nice touch”

“clip show”

“one of the Garys from Gary's Olde Towne Tavern”

“Dean Winters!”

“do you mind if I pee in your toilet? it would mean a lot to me”

“now one with flash”

“it's hard getting past the little inaccuracies”

“wait, you mean the main character isn't dead? i'm sarcastically shocked!”

“return of Daniel Jackson”

“you could've just asked”

“that is an excellent episode title pun”

“that one squintern”

“didn't you ever see Dead Poet's Society?”

“i thought that was Juliette Lewis for a minute”