“hello derek taylor...”

“I don't think there's anyone I really am behind this year... Maybe Billy?”

“I can't believe I'm at The Last One :(”

“I forgot Meredith Grey was in Friends as part of "the pact"”

“JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!”

“Signed Baby Kangaroo Tribiani...”

“Mike and Monica's table tennis/ping pong match is one of my fav sub plots "by the way, I'm awesome"”

“Can't believe I'm near the end of Season 9”

“just saw the boom mic pass over ross' head at 17min ”

“the best thing about no rapture? getting to see the season one finale of Happy Endings next week!”

“the word is out that he's a dog wanker...”

“least favourite glee episode? i think so...”

“Now I want cheesecake... Can someone deliver me a cheesecake? I don't care what style... KTHXBAI”

“And Prof Minerva McGonagall being scared of the glarey lights!”

“this had better not be shit like Coraline...”