“Have you always been alone?”

“You're like one of those guys who won't go with a girl unless his mother approves...”

“I am the law.”

“Is it good or is it bullshit good?”

“"Let's see if we can jump start this bitch..."”

“A tasty morsel...”

“"Because I couldn't hear you over the sound of I'M PUNCHING YOU!!!"”

“"I wanna buy this beer, cigarettes, ah, magazines with boobs, and... three pairs of sunglasses."”

“A Barsoom a day helps you work, rest and play.”

“A Barsoom a day helps you work, war and flay.”

“Star Trek does Solaris.”

“Jetson's/Alien crossover. Genius.”

“The one where the crew gets all sex-cray cray.”

“"It's like you become one with the band..."”