“The reason why I haven't gone snowboarding yet. [cc: @creightongreen]”

Rated it 5 out of 5 stars ★★★★★

“Nothing like having a missionary come home after two years...there are tons of movies to watch, at ODD hours. [it's 3:11AM]”

“Don't ask...Miley Cyrus is...uhmmm...[criticize now].”

“Taking care of mai babes...this movie should be interesting? :/”

“First time.”

“Second time. I'm excited.”