“No f**king way!”

“Let's Geaux Saints!!!!”

“"The more I know, the less I understand." ~ Gibbs re: spinners”

“The book was so very much better.”

“Geaux Saints!!!! WhoDat!!!”

“Kidding! I'm not that dumb. Just shallow.”

“You did it! That was more vague.”

“If you make a bang for your buck joke right now, you're gone.”

“I think that's enough. There was almost a knee bend, man. You were about to find the beat.”

“She's ten pounds of fun in a five pound bag.”

“Christmukkah is unruinable. It's got twice the resistance of any other holiday.”

“yogalates”

“Did you guys know Ryan's funny now?”

“go with gravity, man.”