“Stermann & Grissemann ftw! #eurovision”

“88 pints of milk on the door”

“Have I got Shatner for you”

“'Wrong-way' Norris was right”

“Invest in Malden”

“Nobody fucks with the Captain.”

“Pugs not drugs”

“Nvg”

“Almost forgot to check in”

“Murder is definitely my business.”

“I've seen some golf courses in my time, but that's a work of art.”

“Gone fishing”

“His family, on the other hand...”

“You have a screw loose”

“This tribal antidote”