“This is the first time since Joan Rivers that I've actually laughed at female comedians. Too many crap ones out there. Bravo, Snoop.”

“STEFON!”

“Oh yes... there's the baby daddy drama I love so much.”

“Spending some quality swoon time with Colin Firth.”

“Sometimes I wish this procedure was real.”

“Vikings headbanging in the forest to black metal? I'm in.”

“Saturday night Beavis and Butt-Head marathon via Hulu.”

“SHOTGUN ASS.”