“Forty years ago The Beatles asked the world a simple question. They wanted to know where all the lonely people came from.”

“No matter how hard you beg me, I am not sleeping with you.”

“Today I committed bird murder, and I was forced to touch *my* dad's ass. I get extra points for showing up at all.”

“I'm pregnant, you blind moron.”

“" I put on a dress! I did my hair! I had one night off in 2 weeks and I used it on you. And what do I get? Nothing. No respect. No apology. You couldn't even be bothered to kiss me goodnight. You know what you're a coward and you're just as shallow as ...”

“"We have to do something. Meredith has become like an exhibit like... hey... like a zoo animal... like that rare panda that everyone stares at".”

“"Choose me, Pick me, Love me."”

“I forgot about this episode!!”