“I love it when dancers do something so unexpectedly good that they knock the judges on their asses.”

“Damn! The hip hop dancers this year are doing some LXD caliber performances.”

“Shafeek Westbrook is badass! I hope he makes the show.”

“Any meeting between Sr. & Jr. that ends without one of them destroying a door is always a good thing.”

“An impressionist, a dance team. Nessun Dorma and now a rapping granny. Can they at least try not to make it obvious that they are following a formula?”

“After Paul Potts, it's kind of hard to get excited over these opera singers. There's at least two people who sing Nessun Dorma every season now.”

“Why does everyone on my recording of America's Git Talent look like a smurf?!?! O.o”