“Its a very simple game. Kill or die.”

Rated it 5 out of 5 stars ★★★★★

“¡Abuela! ”

“I'm basically a beard. Pre-beard. A stubble.”

Rated it 5 out of 5 stars ★★★★★

“Turn off your flashlight. It's off.”

“Your still my BFF.”

Rated it 4 out of 5 stars ★★★★☆

“Wtf? Estefan is your mom? Santana... your mom is Gloria Estefan!!!!!”

“Kurt's dad is a father many should inspire to look up too. The Bill Cosby of the 2teen's.”

“How fat and dumb do our kids have to get till our teacher's stop sleeping with them?”

Rated it 5 out of 5 stars ★★★★★

“I was told you were six foot, blonde hair and a man.”

“Whatever we find out there, it's on you.”

“Fame > Leadership.”

Rated it 2 out of 5 stars ★★☆☆☆

“.”

“Break a heel.”

Rated it 4 out of 5 stars ★★★★☆

“I'm sorry he missed the party.”

“Besides waking up a foot shorter... my worst nightmare.”