“"If war were arithmetic, the mathematicians would rule the world."”

“"Every man who has tasted my cooking has told me what a good whore I am."”

“"I could shave a spider's arse if I wanted to."”

“Really impressive horror film and an excellent remake of the 1980 'video nasty'.”

“A brilliant film: eminently quotable, funny and with effects which still look pretty decent.”

“"A paper-based read-a-ma-jig? What are we, cavemen?"”

“"Your love for your children, it's your one redeeming quality. That and your cheekbones."”

“Really liked this episode by Mick Garris, starring Christopher Lloyd and Tony Todd.”

“With a large false nose and moustache, Jeffrey Combs is almost unrecognisable here.”

“Unengaging lycanthropy movie with wooden acting and unconvincing CGI and make-up effects.”

“Just watched the Arrow Video DVD of this amateurish, aesthetically horrible and pretty boring film.”

“Not a great Disney film, but I really like the animation and some of the humour.”

“Not bad. Joe Dante has made much better though.”

“Calling Rob Schmidt a 'Master of Horror' is a stretch, but this is pretty good.”

“Watching the Shameless Fan Edition DVD again, this time with the Dutch audio.”