“This movie started like a sumbitch! Hope the rest is as awesome.”

“Any movie where the killer quacks like a duck is good in my book.”

“Contrarians take note.”

“I done cleaned and packed all ima clean and pack today. Movie time.”

“One of the skiers is Ice Boy from Xmen. Guess who has an advantage.”

“This movie is about one of my favorite things.”

“I see you, spoilers. I'm not looooking at you.”

“S1 ep1. Beginning the journey.”

“I find this movie positively adorable.”

“For years I thought the journalist in this movie played Bentley on The Jeffersons”

“On AMC right now if anyone's interested.”

“In other news, Alligator was as awesome as I remember.”

“Robert Forster is a sexy beast in this movie. Plus the chick from "Brothers!"”

“Kinda cute and weird. Like a movie that one guy who likes Gwyneth Paltrow makes.”

“Elevators lend themselves to horror.”