“Soon...very soon! I'm vexed about Memorial Day throwing off the schedule next week, but such is life.
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“Poor River Song. How confusing for everybody! And awkward. ”

“So, I missed an appointment with Doctor to spend time with Thor. Ancient gods outrank unlicensed, phony physicians, right? Not to worry. I've rescheduled for about now. ”

“I've only watched this episode once so far. How disappointing is that on my part? Round two, coming up...”

“Who do I have to pay to make that "Born This Way" song go away? It's a fine dance hit and all, but I feel like it's a song that just won't die a quiet death. ”

“I feel like a show called "Dancing with the Stars" featuring a "Guilty Pleasure" night is pretty much redundant. ”

“Round 2! What do I love more than new episodes of "Dr. Who"? Watching them again so that I can start memorizing dialogue. That's just how I roll. ”

“I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.”

“"I remember you, Raggedy Man, and you are late for my wedding!" ”

“"I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS!" Also: Bow ties are cool.
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“It's not the best episode, but I find reasons to like it anyway.”