“Hey! Its the Grand Nagus!”

“Wait. The training scene in here leaves me confused. Is he training to be a superhero or for Ninja Warrior?”

“Riker is an even bigger jackass in HD.”

“I have complete faith in the writers on this show. This show is arguably the most well written show on television right now. Even Breaking Bad can't compete.”

“Oh god. Why am I watching this? ”

“Anchorage.”

“Firefly references. EVERYWHERE.”

“Man, the Kubiak has gotten old.”

“Hey, its Deep Throat from the X-Files/Mark Twain from TNG!”

“Very interesting.”

“San Antonio.”

“Venus Van Damme, cousin of Cleetus Van Damme!!!!”

“Impressive. Most impressive.”