“Isn't this what the British feared most? A full-scale German invasion? #KrautsatWembley”

“Mets lost again... It's a tough season... dammit, David Wright 0-for-4.”

“Eating #TraceAdkins Maple Macadamia DeLish ice cream from @Wallgreens as he wins this thing. #CelebrityApprentice”

“I knew they were going to have no one from the 5-timers Club for Ben Affleck's entry to the club. LOL”

“Let's go Kings!”

“Shuck the Farks. #LAKings”

“Shuck the Farks.”

“Sorry Lilly. Judgeship trumps flunky art buyer gig in Italy.”

“It's down to the nitty-gritty!”

“WIIG!”

“That storm on the horizon I mentioned? It's arrived.”

“I despise New York. It's like #Edmonton. Minus the arts and culture.”

“I'm gonna call Marilu Henner to be gone this week.”

“#ITFDB.”

“#LGW”