“What if I'd chosen another life for myself? Or another person?”

“Everyone please, pass your homemade gifts forward.”

“Pants!”

“Did you know that there's also another version of The Puppy Bowl, but with humans?”

“Here, pee in a cup.”

“I told them I get migraines. Genius, right?”

“I see people in the crowd explaining it to the person next to them.”

“I miss us.”

“I think newt Gingrich just asked us all to be his fourth wife!”

“Now get out of my auditorium.”

“You were sexy light switches?”

“We sound whiter than Mitt Romney in a snow storm.”

“Damn, just give him the car wash code!”

“That doesn't sound very profitable.”

“Dependable, that is, in your psychosis.”