“Kaitlyn is sick and couldn't go to school.”

“favorite parts- remembering to give thanks, right after her accident, the way her family supported her, and Helen Hunt's PermaScowl.”

“Midnight showing. I haven't done that since Lord of the Rings, I think. ”

“It's actually kinda funny. Is it politically incorrect to say that? My boys are cracking up big time.”

“For the shock value, some beef jerky company should put People Jerky on the label. Or http://winst.in/PeopleIceCream”

“Watching a chick flick with my little princess. Is that the girl from No Ordinary Family?”

“My boys love this show. It's not too bad, I guess.”

“Terrible! And awesome. What a wonderful paradox.”

“Not bad. It's like Kill Bill, but Uma Thurman is The Rock, and there are a dozen or so Bills.”

“This movie reminds me of a time when I'd never heard of Obama. A time when black people in movies dreamed of having a black president. Never in their wildest dreams would they imagine the nightmare of a black president we would elect.”