“Alexis thinks Costa Rica is in Mexico.”

“is watching this on his iThing while in line at AT&T Park.”

“is watching Andy Samberg's hilarious parody of Nice Cage action flicks...”

Rated it 3 out of 5 stars ★★★☆☆

“Fun!”

Rated it 5 out of 5 stars ★★★★★

“Well, the suitcase armor is certainly quaint compared to the just-in-case-you-fall-from-a-tall-building armor.”

“Peanut. And I mean it”

“Greatest movie ever.”

Rated it 2 out of 5 stars ★★☆☆☆

“More like "Slumber Gamezzzzzzzzzzzzzz."”

““Whoever wields this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.” Hehehe, Odin said "penis."”

Rated it 3 out of 5 stars ★★★☆☆

“These misfits arrrrrrrr fun!”

Rated it 5 out of 5 stars ★★★★★

“Finally saw the Joss Whedon-penned Chris Hemworth-starring film everyone's buzzing about, & the scholar, soldier, whore & virgin did not disappoint! Yes, i called Steve Rogers a virgin.”

Rated it 4 out of 5 stars ★★★★☆

“Vintery, mintery, cutery, corn/ Apple seed and apple thorn/ Wire, briar, limber lock/ Three geese in a flock/ One flew East/ One flew West...”

“is watching the Blu-ray.”