“Finally sitting down to watch the premiere...”

“Uh-oh. Robocop is after Dexter...”

“Bradley Whitford's Dan Stark is such a phenomenal character. ”

“Tonight's episode is brought to you by: Terrible Editing.”

“Fubar. Fubar. Fubar. Carrots and peas. Fubar...”

“MacBook. The preferred laptop of the serial killer.”

“You guys are walking in slow-mo?”

“The Abed/baby thing this week was awesome.”

“Jessica Collins. Definition of smart hot.”

“Nobody cares about minutes anymore, Frank. ”