“"We will never leave you, even in death."”

“"Everything just happens."”

“The last sketch send-off for Kristen Wiig brought me to tears.”

“"Maybe a dog fight near a cheese farm is just a dog fight near a cheese farm."”

“Don't tell me what happens!”

“Still the best reality TV show ever!”

“My son Elliot's birthday movie choice. Gee, I wonder why ...”

“Help me, #NewGirl, I need a good laugh right now!”

“I don't think my kids enjoyed this as much as I did.”

“I'm bi-winning!”

“I <3 this show.”

“I think this is one of my favorite movies of all time.”

“Freeze frame! When I'm up in the air and the lights are there.”