“Chris Colfer is too freakin' amazing.”

“IT'S THE MAIN EVENT ARE YOU READY?”

“Maaaan, Spike is too adorable. Kind of a boring episode, though. D:”

“BUT I THOUGHT YOU WANNNNNTED WHINING”

“Guuuuh, I don't WANT to hate the CMC, but this episode makes it hard.”

“This episode first aired on my first anniversary. ;3;”

“Oh my god, it's my father-in-law.”

“Nope, there it is! ”

“Now back in order again? So weird. D: Did it skip Good Neighbors?”

“Annnd, the DVD suddenly moves waaaay out of sequence. Huh.”

“Man, seasons 3 and 4 were the golden age for Spongebob.”

“Is this the one with the guard worm? I love the guard worm. <3”

“So giving Manly Toughness prizes for every gift giving opportunity this year.”

“TWENTY. FOUR. HOURS.”

“Oh, Fluttershy. ILU.”