“i thought your father was your mother because she had a penis!”

“HAHAHA that truck driver. "Ma'am, those are roofies."”

“"Wow, do we get any money!?" "No, but I do!" lmfao”

“"Why do I have to dress like an old lady?" "Because old ladies are fat and so are you!"”

“"Great news guys! Your tv show ratings has double! They've gotten from 6 viewers to 12!" "Holy smokes! We can get an Emmy."”

“Hard to watch. I love Tabrett and Andy.”

“Really loving this series.”

“friends don't let friends drink and dial.”

“I want to duel.”

“Yeah...she's into me.”

“I know I'm pretty and all, George, but back up.”

“"Hello! They're not seizures, they're visions. I'm psychic." "Of course you are. And I'm a chicken."”