“Charlotte:I think that a relationship should be based on honesty and communication if it has any chance of succeeding.

Samantha: Ok, if you were 25 that would be adorable. But you're 32 now, and that's just stupid.”

“Mr. Pussy.”

“Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion. - Samantha”

“What the flagnog!”

“Do you mean you made a suicide look like a murder?”

“I'm laughing like a crazy person.”

“Love.”

“Monkeys and scary dolls, this show is creeping me out.”

“I always want a warm chocolate croissant when I watch this movie. ”

“YAY!”