“that was a really cute movie. warm fuzzies!”

“The medicating children episode”

“yeah, I'm cool.”

“Not as bad as I thought...”

“Women can't resist a man singing show tunes. Heck, even some MEN can't resist a man singing show tunes!”

“I can't believe I made out with both of you.”

“We'll see how the second episode shapes up, but so far I'm not impressed.”

“Dude. Chicks are falling down all over the place. This is fantastic.”

“If I was on this show, I would never go to a fancy party. Stuff always goes down.”