“I remember Jason Seigel talking about rebooting The Muppets, and having to follow specific constrictions set upon them by the Henson lackeys, one of which being "penguins don't talk." Well, they talked in this one, so where's the continuity, Henson?”

“Good for Gephardt. A pox on Westboro Baptist Church.”

“Can't say I missed the treadmill, but getting back on means getting back to this show. 2.625mil, 341.8cal.”

“So let me get this straight: The hipster music snobs couldn't recognize David Bowie's voice? Who else can't they recognize? Louis Armstrong? Tom Waits? Barry White?”

“Super bloated, super boring and super impressed with itself.”

“Review posted on The Hawaii Independent: http://hawaiiindependent.net/blogs/carricovision/inearthia”

“I don't understand how the purgers can be smashing the crap out of everything in one room, but there's no sound throughout the rest of the house.”