“I'm pretending today's police force cares.”

“Cannot believe my friend has never seen this.”

“Emphasis on "fuck yes."”

“I hope someone turns into a wolfman.”

“I hear it involves many angry Italians.”

“In Spanish.”

“I hope this movie makes noise.”

“Olyphant making sex to my face.”

“In things-I-should-have-done-in-2009 news--”

“Finally.”