“Stermann & Grissemann auf @fm4 über Ivi Adamou (Zypern): "Sie hat 36 Selbstmordversuche, von denen 12 erfolgreich waren." #esc”

“Dick (at the school carnival): I am so good at this game, bro.
Logan: Shooting in a clown's mouth. Your future's bright, Dick.”

“Blair: [When I’m with Dan,] I feel strong and safe — except in his neighborhood.”

“Serena: “Rome in the summer sounds like a dream.”
Blair: “Not for the Romans; [the city] will be crawling with Americans.””

“Barney: The truth is I've spent the last five years trying to inception your wife.
Marshall: That movie only came out two years ago.
Barney: What movie?”