“"Which one's the slut?"”

“The Girls are a good way to start the weekend.”

“Not as lively a panel as I expected with two Repubs!”

“Somehow, I don't think that's the last we'll see of Klaus.”

“Caught most of it before drifting off on the couch. New work hours mess up my sleep patterns!”

“Are you lucky Brits already weeks ahead of us? I thought we were only on a one week delay last season! At any rate, super glad to have it back!”

“I bring up cognitive dissonance all the dang time, listening to political stripes talking out of both sides of their mouths.”

“I'm fine with Jermaine. Not with Bieber...totally jumped the shark.”

“That woman who used to work for Giuliani is just a sneering harpie, no?”

“I think "The Dictator" is going to be great. Not "Avengers" great, but still...”

“I don't have a pony in this race.”

“Julia Louis-Dreyfus is just fearless, isn't she?”

“4/29/12 - I can't believe that John tried to make the Secret Service thing out to be Obama...like those agents are hired and fired like political appointees?! He knows better. Tsk tsk. ”

“4/29/12 - Always entertaining, and damn, Chris looks good for his age.”