“The seminal crime/horror film.

'...and a nice chianti' is like Vimto next to this. Watch it! But don't eat first (or during).”

“HAHAHAHA... Don't. Consider this a public service. I sat through it so you don't have to.”

“Wrong in so many ways. Some good, some bad. It's a slow builder, that doesn't build quite enough. And yet it is still pretty engrossing and doesn't end badly.”

“So not what I anticipated. I really enjoyed it. I didn't see that coming!”

“So much promise. So much disappointment. But it was reassuring in the simple fact that it supported my belief that Mr K has done nothing noteworthy, other than Top Secret! and Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang.”

“I kept watching it, but I really don't know why. It's not a complete waste of your time. Just as leprosy isn't a complete bummer. After all, you get to ring a bell.”

“Nasty, unsettling, disturbing and engrossing. Not superb, but WELL worth a watch. With one of the most satisfying, and yet uncomfortable, endings I have seen in a long time. Put it on yer 'to watch' list.”

“Killed a couple of hours. Kinda telegraphed plot development. Seen worse, but also seen much better. Home grown Brit production though. So picks up points for that alone.”

“21 Jump Street, but not as good.

Seriously. They are SO 'kin similar it was painful.
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“It's pretty, it has some nice tunes... However Mr Crowe kinda sucks, and I have big problems with anything that involves singing dialogue in a single note. Especially when it is spoken at other times.

Great story, (mostly) great performances, epic...”

“If you like things exploding, it's pretty good. If you like things exploding whilst hinting at quite a deep philosophical question, it's pretty damn good. Are we still us if we put our conciousness in another vessel? Yeah, I can do deep when I feel ...”

“It's good. With these names you'd expect it to be. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed it muchly. But it got to nowhere very slowly, and I got confused at regular intervals. But I'm not very bright.”

“I actually watched right through to the end. I'm still not sure why.”

“Heheheheh!!! Su-piggin'-perb!!!”

“Great film. A dark film, but a great one. If you haven't seen it, fix that soon.”