“HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means”

“HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means”

“There are plenty of other options. For example, sell the zoo animals. Okay. To whom? Cosmetics labs... weird restaurants... I'm just spit-ballin' here”

“Once a year, every branch of this government meets in a room and announces what they intend to waster taxpayer money on. For a libertarian such as myself, it's philosophically horrifying. They also really cheap out on the snacks. Hydrax cookies? Di you...”

“Thar she blows, captain. Two points off the starboard bow. Stop reading Moby Dick. It's enriching. It's annoying”

“So what was it like over there? Well, let's see. There were ogres, the dead rising, people trying to kill me. And more ogres. Awesome. Kid, we got to work on your sense of awesome”

“Started talking to yourself, Blackadder? Yes, it's the only way I can be sure of intelligent conversation around here!”