“This is happening....right now. It is delightfully awful! Beyond B movie, this thing is a Z-movie!”

“Continued barrage of excellent ridiculousness.”

“So Hester is out!! Not in the ep, just in his claim that the whole show is staged....Yikes! I still like it, come hell or high water.”

“This was perhaps the most outrageous of episodes. Ridiculous to the point of refrickendickulous. I mean, this was like B-movie redick. I like B-movies....make that F-movies....well not F-like that!”

“This show is re-donk-a-donk. Truly hilarious in a totally redonk way!”

“C'mon...extend this season....this show is fantastic. I love Stan Lee. I would love to meet him! He is as @ThatKevinSmith says....a living legend. ”

“Again...great show!!”

“The baby hormones aren't completely lesbian. This show is freakin hilarious. I mean I truly love every aspect of it. Every aspect. Zooey is the cutest human on the planet. Tracie agrees. I also love Schmidt.”

“Damn, you better recognize! Corey's gonna leave yo ass! Seriously...let's get beyond this ridiculous sit-ur-ation.”

“Again, not bad. Jeff is an idiot. He was talking crap, but damn Dan...don't be so mean to Laura!”

“Not bad, not bad! New season in just 2 weeks, and #StorageWarsNY starts next week!”

“#PuttPutt for the fun of it! Putt putt for the fun of it!! I miss putt putt, Waldermeer, and the water park off Peninsula Dr!”

“Another decent ep...the boys did well.”

“A real decent ep! And yes Jenny, we know you were mouthing the word Butt Plugs. Classy! Very classy!”

“What is happening?!?!?!? It's 0014 and I gots to get to bed!! Also, I have too much work in my life. My lady is also banging away at her laptop keys. It's normal to be doing work past midnight on Sundays....Right?”