“-Leonard: They’d say things like, love is stronger than the miles between you. -Sheldon: When I rise to power, those people will be sterilized.”

“Rick: "Shit happens." *Deadly silence and hits the prisoner's head with a machete*”

“Buen comienzo de temporada.”

“La vi hace tiempo. Un año antes de que The Walking Dead llegase a nuestras vidas.”

“Penny: You heard what I did? -Amy: Well, I heard who you did. LOL”

“Penny: Wow, so that means you're a doctor, you're a doctor, you're a doctor, you're a doctor, and Howard, you know a lot of doctors.”

“-Raj: Sheldon, that's my water. -Sheldon: Oh, dear Lord! -Leonard: That's not your water. -Raj: I know.”

“-Bernadette: You texted me Penny's dating an astronaut. -Amy: I texted architect. That's amusing. Auto-correct must've changed it. -Bernadette: Yeah, it's hysterical.”

“Amy: Oh, blah, blah, blah. Give me some sugar, bestie (kisses Penny). LOL”

“-Amy: Bernadette just asked about my sexual encounter with you. The meme has reached full penetration. -Sheldon: Pun intended? -Amy: No. Happy accident.”

“-Penny: Well, doesn't matter if she gets it, as long as she's pretty. -Howard: This one's funny, Leonard. How come you couldn't make it work with her?”

“-Sheldon: This time do it with me, so I can make sure there's no monkey business. -Howard: All right... Two of hearts. -Sheldon: I hate you. -Howard: Yeah, he's gonna win the Nobel prize.”

“-Sheldon knocks on the door. -Howard: I think it's like Beetlejuice. We said his name too many times.”

“-Penny: Ooh, I thought I smelled pizza. -Sheldon: That's remarkable. If pepperoni were an explosive substance, you could replace German shepherds at our nation's airports.”

“-Mrs Latham: Right. Fascinate me. -Leonard: Uh.. b.. d.. uh.. uh.. -Mrs Latham: They're cute when they're about to wet themselves, aren't they?”