“don't usually watch this show but it was on in the lunch room and it's is pretty shocking. ”

“let's go Redskins! time to knock those Seahawks down a peg and out of the running! ”

“breaking in the virgins”

“thank you Tony Romo for all those turnovers! woo hoo! go Redskins!”

“yet another great Derby doc! ”

“how does Mark Sanchez still have a job?! he needs to give up football and be a porn star. Then maybe I'd enjoy watching him "work".”

“Cardinals are in control!!! We've got this!!!”

“she's got to settle a dispute against to homos. good luck girl!”

“what the fuck? this is some fuckery! what!? why!? blah!!”

“did I really just watch 9 episodes back to back of this show?!”

“thanks to a couple of random waves of my hands, the Kinect, and Netflix, I am involuntary watching this. The cat is kind of a bitch.”

“I don't like the Eagles but I sure can't wait for them to win today”

“got tired of watching the Giants get their asses whooped. its painful! let's go Patriots!!”