“Ugh. I fucking hate Michael Moore. ”

“Jesus. This is as bad as the rest of the show.”

“I keep getting distracted by picturing him at the convention. :(”

“I must own this. ”

“I'm betting the world doesn't end. We'll see...”

“I'm guessing Arizona has laws that pay overtime for working Sunday? ”

“Had a hankering for Ridley Scott's best movie ever since I saw a Green Thinderbird convertible this week. ”

“Sometimes I just want to see Michael Kors burst through the wall like the Kool-Aid guy with le mot juste when they aren't ripping a dress enough. ”

“Do the milkshake!!”

“Oh my Jebus, we found it. I hope it's not like Problem Child!”

“I've pierced the toast!”

“I'm team Wyatt”

“Paul Junger Witt!”