“hopin' it's a helluva night!”

“i'm going up stairs, cause i'm gonna put my nutsack on your drum set! ”

“Man, do i need a fucking laugh, @danieltosh better fucking bring it. ”

“#UFConFX, Mighty Mouse. ”

“Main Event time!”

“DAMN! Eddie Wineland has like a 30 inch gash on his forehead and WINS by K/O! #BattleScars”

“10 minutes until the Main Card #UFConFX!”

“knees!”

“damn! #pwnd.”

“here. we. go! ”

“less than 20 minutes for the #UFConFUELTV prelims, with the #UFConFX at 9pm!”

“not much longer to go!”

“tomorrow night! prelims starting at 6pm, and the main card at 9pm!”

“Congrats to Michael Chiesa, the new #UltimateFighter #UFConFUELTV #UFC #MMA”

“and he does it! Johan Santana is the first Met, ever, to throw a NO HITTER! #LetsGoMets!”