“I love Sam Elliott”

“Holy crapbuckets, it's a cockamouse!”

“Mint chocolate chip!”

“Sexy Baby Talk”

“Benefits”

“First Time In NY”

“Helen Mirren is just so naked, isn't she”

“Lesbian Spank Inferno”

“To know of the giggleloop is to beck”

“can you imagine what it was like when Posh first met Beckham? They were the epicenter of a non- stop, nationwide virtual shag”

“One swallow does not make her my girlffriend”