“working on my customer service skills!”

“"randy, when I want advice about cheeseburgers, or not wearing a shirt, you'll be the person i'll come to."”

“greatest movie ever!”

“not quite sure why this didn't make in theaters very long. prolly cuz its so weird and hard to follow. got a pretty strong cast tho. and Justin timberlake!”

“nvr realized how funny this show was!”

“shame this show is fake”