“I don't want to get into a semantics debate because you don't know what that is...”

“"A vibe? I don't have a vibe. I can't afford a vibe."”

“"I'm pretty sure the monkey's dead though."”

“"What in the sweet chocolate Christ is a metrosexual?"”

“I would have been a better character witness: I’m a great liar!”

“Last time you said that I got a macaroni necklace…um, no, a terrorist video.”

“You're all very unbalanced individuals.”

““You’re in my world now, and in my world, there are prizes””

““You go to Paris, I’ll go to Zales,””

““Dear Alexis, fuck you… ””

““All it takes is one good swimmer!””

“"Do you think I wanted a bloody Mexican ghost in my bathroom?"”

““JULIE_BITCH.””