“I wish the movie Taken focused less on the violence and more on how Liam Neeson was able to get cell phone coverage with AT&T”

“25 years from now
IF we can't remember what this feels like
and we have forgotten this beautiful moment
But we said we become our PROMISE to each other,
swearing to and by our friends we will NEVER forget
See this life, our life, the one we wanna liv...”

“Schmidt: I know we're all pretty small in the big scheme of things, and I suppose the most you can hope for is to make some kind of difference, but what kind of difference have I made? What in the world is better because of”

“You mean you were diagnosed with something called a brain cloud and didn't ask for a second opinion?”

“I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.”

“ We're drunks, we're fighters, we're liars! But there's a bit of good in every Irishman...
”

“It's the French "Taken"”

“It has to be good, Christopher Walken is in it! ”

“I bet I could learn a new language with all the foreign films I watch. ”

“There are only two significant events in a man's life: when you leave home and when you go back. Everything else is just the middle.”

“How do you teach homosexuality? Is it like French?

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“http://youtu.be/34WIbmXkewU Great movie!”

“I hope it doesn't suck ”

“Great movie!”

“Frank: [to son] That thing's gonna murder me in my sleep.”