“It'd be better if it was Gladiator style battling.”

“Watching while I scarf down mashed potatoes and pork chops. ”

Rated it 3 out of 5 stars ★★★☆☆

“Dun dun dun dut da dum dut da dum!!!”

Rated it 4 out of 5 stars ★★★★☆

“BANG BANG!!”

“Poker is like monopoly and takes forever to play so I, of course, hate to play but love to watch.”

Rated it 4 out of 5 stars ★★★★☆

“This shit is intense!!”

Rated it 5 out of 5 stars ★★★★★

“Oh this tiny lady is crazy and I'm loving every second of it.”

Rated it 4 out of 5 stars ★★★★☆

“That's a nice boat.”

Rated it 4 out of 5 stars ★★★★☆

“Is anyone else upset that they inserted Hayden Christiansen as the ghost of Anakin at the end of Return of the Jedi? #StarWarsFail #MayThe4thBeWithYou ”

“Poker! Show me the money!!”

“Silly horror movies. I remember when people made real frightening flicks. ”

“Horse racing!!”

Rated it 3 out of 5 stars ★★★☆☆

“Thank you Patrick Swayze for being such a bad ass!”