“Superb. As always.”

“Surely the best film about cowboys and aliens ever!”

“She's barking mad!”

“A lemon tree, my dear Watson.”

“Looks good.”

“Not too bad.”

“Dull and duller.”

“Think I've seen this one before...”

“Top stuff as usual.”

“Bloody good.”

“Our Christmas film, 2011. Interesting stuff.”

“JANFU. Really good film.”

“An ocean too far.”

“Chow Yun-Fat. Coolest man ever. Ever.”

“Real shame they've cancelled this series.”