“Love the bunny boiler.”

“Ugh. This is letter from the Guiness World Book Of Records, congratulating me on being the female F.B.I. agent who has shot and killed the most people.”

“Hysterical. One of my favorite movies of all time!!!”

“Such a magical movie.”

“Epic.”

“LOVE THIS SHOW!!!”

“He's masturbating. Huh huh huh huh huh.”

“Fuck The Passion of the Christ- it's all in subtitles!”

“MEL GIBSON!!!!!!!!”

“Oodly oodly oodly oodly oodly oodly fun fun fun!”

“Another of my faves.”