“The beginning half hour so far is a riot. ”

“Very interesting show. Reminds me of High School. ”

“No one would ever surrender to the Dread Pirate Wesley. ”

“Let's Go MAVS!!!”

“You know what hot dogs are made out of don't you? Lips and a$$holes. ”

“How are you going to get fired on your day off? ”

“Andre Ward v. Arthur Abraham”

“Big Ben...”

“And I resent when people fart inside my office.”

“Enjoy the sounds of the drumline. ”