“poor crosby”

“i liked Beth :-( ”

“damn, picard's robe is well short.”

“oh noes, the outpost exploded!”

“its q!”

“Draper can get his tail out. ”

“whoo.”

“2x1: The Child - Oi, what happened to Dr Crusher? I don't like this Pulaski bint. ”

“1x17: When The Bough Breaks - omg, Mary Alice from Desperate Housewives is in this episode.”

“1x15: 11001001, is this a data episode? ”

“1x14: Angel One - Wtf is the accent that the actress who plays Dean Troi uses? it is quite bizarre... ”

“1x13: Datalore - that Lore is a massive cunt.”

“1x11 - does Deanna Troi get any less boring because jfc.... almost worse than tasha ”

“1x08 - I really cant sleep and I have hiccups :((((((((”